miamicommune:

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ojiisan01:

Day 4: Favorites units

genjis-girlfriend:

zonerbonerz:

bahoryell:

zonerbonerz:

Dark Universe McElroys

ultimate brother

It’s him.

Dougie Mbmbam.

I don’t have any witty reply but dougie here really does look like a clone of his dad

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vast-thoughts:

You damn fooks and ya instagroms and ya twittahs, and ya tomblers and ya redits

aavec:

raychjackson:

cheeso:

cheeso:

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

• what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
• what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
• rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart
  

cook out

• what i had: hot dog and shake
  
• what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
• rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

• what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
  
• what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
• rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

• what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
• rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

• what i had: piza slice
  
• what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
• rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

chipotle

• what i had: burrito. do they make other things?
  
• what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket
• rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.
  

sonic drive thru

• what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day
  
• what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist
  
• rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

• what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.
  
• what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?
  
• rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

• what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am
  
• what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine
  
• rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution
  

my kind or content

Please read this whole thing because it only escalates the food related nonsense

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adimals:

itswandabitch:

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

(Source: starr-avas, via roadwrkahead)

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was on a date with a guy and was really numbed out because I realized he wasn’t real, and he knew I was sad so he took me to this amusement park to cheer me up. On the ferris wheel he asked me why I was sad and I said, “Because you’re not real, and when I wake up, you’ll never see me again.” To which he replied, “That’s okay, as long as we can spend time now that’s all that matters.”

lateralfire:

one-time-i-dreamt:

The new meme was just to call everything that was remotely circular “loops”. Like, a cat curled up in a circle the way cats do? Cat loop.